It's obviously true for a shit ton of reasons. Let me elaborate

  1. No having your money stolen by some bloodbag who bought 6 trillion NFL tickets for his dumb supper bowl

  2. No cheating because fucking cuckoldry is the new fetish of the month so you don't have your so stolen by some racist.

  3. You don't contribute to the global harlequin population.

  4. Gatebox is a good investment.

  5. Consequences are fucking dumb, Who needs them?

  6. No need to spend 14 cents daily to remedy a dumb illness that the fucking humans never cured because "BAWW! IT'S NATURAL!"

  7. The mayans won't sacrifice you